Australian Labour Party

The political party that offers fairness, and equality in Australia, and tries to help all Australians, not just he wealthy.

Usually has to clean up the mess the evil Liberal Party has made, as the liberals usually run a state or country into the ground.

How anyone could vote for the liberals is beyond me.

I swear, this country is fucked up, when a man as evil as howard actually wins a 4th term.

What have we become?

Australian Labour Party by why vote for liberals? October 9, 2004

Australian Handshake 

A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another.

Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.

Lance:
Nice to meet you!

Gary:
Nice to meet you too!

Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!

Gary:
G'Day!!

Australian Handshake by Blocky D November 12, 2010

Australian coffee 

When a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells "OY" in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.

I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.

Australian coffee by notsmartdum May 14, 2010

Australian DJ

Someone who Frigs a girl, flicks the bean. Origin - imagine you are a DJ spinning the Vinyls and you are giving them some reverse action with your fingers; now turn your hand over as if you were 'down under'....

Did you play Australian DJ with her last night?

Australian DJ by Latvia March 24, 2005

Australian Donkey Punch

The wild younger brother of the Donkey Punch. This technique requires the sexual partner to have their head down to their toes while standing, to experience the true upside-down worldly experience. Instead of punching the partner, they are bunted with a boomerang.

When my girlfriend requested that we became more culturally aware people, I decided to fill her needs with an Australian Donkey Punch .

Australian Donkey Punch by Papa July 28, 2008

australian rules football 

What you get when you allow Australian convicts to invent a sport.

They should change it to the CFL (Convict Football League).

- Shockingly minimal skill (kicking and catching a "ball")
- Atrocious off-field antics (Public urination)
- On field goings-on, including testicle grabbing
- Only "sport" in the world to reward failure eg. If the player misses the goal, he is rewarded with one point
- Search 'AFL'on the internet, and you will be amazed at what you will find
- Stabbings at games *are always covered up due to the AFL friendly media...they do a good job*

I am thankful that I have one full Australian father and a non-Australian mother. Thanks to mum I was not kept ignorant (as all Austalians are), to the sheer atmosphere, velocity, adrenaline and awe-inspiring skill that is Football (Soccer *said in a cringing, childish voice*),that full Australians just do not get. I feel sorry for them and for all who do not understand this.

I am sure this is not the case, but Football is what God made legs for :). It is one of the greatest sources of happiness; particulary for the poor, sad children of the earth. Whatever you beleive in (a major problem in our world)just be happy and positive. Please...

I do not like 'australian rules football', I love Football it makes me happy...Oh and I haven't even started on Criket. :)

australian rules football by James Longmuir April 8, 2008

australian kiss 

all of the definitions weren't quite accurate. i learned how to give one by an aussie lass in sydney! what it actually is a french kiss in the "outback" down under!

if it's cute,it is pprobablysweeter than ssaccharinat a drug store sale. JAH know my star's is.my girl requires at least one australian kiss a day. i need to give her at least two!

australian kiss by magadog November 22, 2009