Unus Annus

You wouldn't get it... you really would have had to been there.

What is Unus Annus? You wouldn't understand.

by Lemon_Dropp November 14, 2020

Un-relaxed Anus Syndrome

Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.

sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.

by kelly182 June 9, 2010

Greg Loose-anus

A pun on the name of Greg Louganis, the openly gay American Olympic swimming champion. Loose Anus refers to the tendency of a homo-sexual mans butt-hole being adversely affected from obvious misuse. A good funny name to call anyone who might be or appear to be gay, Greek or a swimmer.

"Good show at the swim meet 'ol chap, maybe you'll be the next Greg loose-anus"

by bonedigger February 11, 2013

heinous anus

A crazy anus.

That is one out of control anus. In fact, I'll go so far as to say it's a heinous anus

by H TO THE ARLOT February 2, 2003

haggard anus

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.

This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

hot as a swampy anus

simile. 1: A term used to describe a room, piece of clothing, or other enclosed space that is uncomfortably hot and stuffy.

"Yeah, well it's hot as a swampy anus in this thing, so I'd appreciate it if you just told me what the hell I'm supposed to do, so I can do it."

by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004

Anus Brace

Brace for one's broken or fractured anus.

I've broken or fractured my anus now i need my anus brace.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006