Hairy Armed Chick

A girl, of course, whose wild and crazy arm hair is longer than the hair on her head. She gels it in the morning to prevent it from sticking up and lookin all crazy like. Also, if she died it brown, she would have sick monkey man arms.

Ariel Diamond is a Hairy Armed Chick, Zak isn't.

by Zak Prpich May 9, 2007

one armed bandit

Mk. 13 single arm missile launcher. A missile launcher on service with us navy prior to the advent of vertical launch system.

Watch it, the one armed bandit is moving! i think they're going to shoot some ships

by mongoose1927 February 8, 2015

armando

a big hairy dick and or douche bag

nufff said

"that kid is such an armando!"

by hottienextdoorrrr June 18, 2009

Armando

One who promises to attend an event or show up on time, only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "marinating." Also a person who invites you to lunch, then ask you to "spot" him or her. Armandos are also known as a flakes.

John was invited to the wedding 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled an Armando.

I got the armando at lunch today.

by Farouk August 4, 2006

Armando

A mexican kid with a micro penis that lives off of hot pockets that is attracted to giraffes.In his free time he humps them and He gets called a lil nigger and hangs out with a kid named Josh

Armando Humped a giraffe again!
Armando ate all the Hot pockets

by Kuwalski February 23, 2019

One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out

I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke

by tall juggler May 17, 2011

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003