Apple

A fruit which has different sizes and colours. Generally healthy.

I want to eat a large red apple.

by Fuckingsexygay69 September 13, 2018

Apple

Disney and Pixar's metaphor for asshole. Depending on how many a character eats during a movie, the more of an asshole they are.

Jon: I ate an apple.
Me: What an asshole.

by CodeQuasi September 19, 2018

Apple

1. A round fruit that grows on a tree.

2. A popular technology company that names almost everything they make "the i___".

Yo, toss me an apple.

Have you heard? Apple just released the new iPhone XS

by lemon_85 September 29, 2018

Apple

A great name that is very unusual! Persons with this name are usually badass and can get on your nerves but they appreciate their friends a lot and they love sports! They usually have tan skin and they’re blessed with lots of freckles <3

look! That’s Apple!

Isn’t that a fruit?
Nooo it can also be a name!

by WAIFUIGI October 10, 2018

Apple

A company that wants all your money

Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money

by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018

Apple

An electronic store that loves to take your money.

”Hey apple employee, can I buy a phone?” ”sure, but do you want 3 year warranty that will cost only 900$ along with the 1000$ dollar phone? We also have a big sale, so the original cost of your total would have been 1900, but now, its 1899!”.

by 🏈 November 20, 2018

Apple

•The most lucky thing on this earth

•Properly used between Ben Hardy and Joe Mazzelo’s mouths

“I wish I could be that apple”
“They’re really craving for that apple, aren’t they”

by realfanofthis November 22, 2018