zombie problem 

When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.

me: "Dude, what's up with all the people just walking around?"
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."

zombie problem by billbobgeorgesamone August 4, 2007

Zombie beat off

1) When playing Left for Dead, zombies surround you quickly, and all you can do is pistol whip them.

2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.

Def 1) Damn witch, I would of rather of beaten off 20 zombies.

Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.

Zombie beat off by The jblaze October 14, 2009

zombie language

Conlang (constructed language) of old dead languages that get revived again by enthusiast 'conlangers', who 'feed' it on other 'living' languages!

Zombie language examples: Comish/ Manx.

zombie language by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Zombie Beaver 

1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation
2. The female version a Petrified Tree
3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.

We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver

Zombie Beaver by JFray October 26, 2006

Zombie cancer 

The only cancer you can high 5 too.

Random guy: Doctor my sister has cancer
Doctor: "horrified face"
random guy: ZOMBIE CANCER!
-Hi 5-

Zombie cancer by Lifeindstyle July 19, 2010

Zombie Makeout 

A person who can't makeout properly if their lives depended on it. Usually starts with an ugly girl you got with because your friends pressured you, then she starts making out with you like she's trying to lick icecream off the bottom of a bowl. Too much tongue, slow, and creepy.

Dude, i hate you. That girl pulled a zombie makeout on me. She stuck her tongue down my throat like she was trying to deep throat me!

Zombie Makeout by alexmawdsley December 27, 2009

Zombie breakfast 

(noun)

1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.

2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.

1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.

2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.

Zombie breakfast by oryaknownot April 9, 2010