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jesus year

The 33rd year of your life. Time to get moving and get things done (maybe).
Next year is my Jesus year, I better stop drinking.
by agill December 24, 2008
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i am 12 years old and what is this

A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.
'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''
by david.david.son June 26, 2009
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13 year old

A person who is 13 years of age no insults to them they dont deserve it. This usually used as an insult such as " dumb 13 year old kpop stan" or "fatherless dream stan" but those people are usually not even 13 yet and was it that obvious? none that age assumes is over the age of 14. 13 year olds are just going through puberty and its the worst time to be alive.
Some Beluga Fan on the Youtube comment section: lol stfu i bet ur like 13 go watch tiktok the garbage content ever
The 13 year old with a brain: You know i cant control my age right? fuck off and go find a hobby to do loser.
by Lolorator360 February 15, 2022
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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
by H Fowler July 29, 2012
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7 Year Itch

The common time period where the desirable, or sometimes undesirable, urge to change comes about. The need for dramatic change in life develops every 5-7 years.

This change grows within the human mind, both consciously and subconsciously, and implements necessary action "To Do" something different even though, many times, there is really no need in your current life to do it (ie, Happily Married, A Steady Job, Steady Income, Nice House, etc).

The human mind continually seeks and desires change every 5-7 years in life, for without it, the mind would have nothing to do and no where to grow.
"7 Year Itch"
Life Changing Points Occur Every 7 Years Beginning At Age 5 In Life:
5-11: Kindergarten and your younger school life starts.
12-18: Jr. High & high school years.
19-25: College years or after HS years, first adult years, party years for many.
26-32: Marriage, settling down, big moving time period, buy your first house, starting having kids, etc.
33-39: Divorce, separation, more moving, new job, realization that you are getting older, first real mental or physical problems in life.
40-46: Development of a new career, new marriage, more moving, new path in life, first experience with many closely related deaths in the family.
47-53: Settling down, preparing for retirement, traveling, grandchildren, realization of how short life is for everyone.
54-60: Retirement, if you're lucky, slowing down and settling down, continually dealing with less and less of others who you were close to in life actually being around.
61-67: Living life to the fullest and trying to be happy and thankful everyday that you wake up. But for many, just counting the days to death.
68-74: Have your life insurance plan set and ready for your family, pick your coffin, burial site and more. Pray.
75+: Pray some more, smile, be happy...smoke a bowl...and be thankful for what life has given you Everday, Day In & Day Out!!
by Rkballer July 4, 2010
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Years young

Two words used when someone is speaking someone's age and does not want to insult them by saying that they are old and going to die soon.

Often used on the news or in interviews
Reporter : This is Peter and he is 78 years young
by phades99 December 8, 2014
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The Wonder Years

The Wonder Years is a 6-piece melodic pop punk band from Lansdale, Pennsylvania. The band's sound is characterized by humorous and witty lyrics over pop-punk guitar riffs and synth keyboard melodies.

Their latest, "Won't Be Pathetic Forever", features vocals from Rachel Minton of Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer.

They are currently on tour with Living With Lions.

Punk Radio Cast voted the release as the "Best Vinyl 7" of 2008".

Mike Kennedy was given a facial while he was sleeping during senior week 2005.
Dude, I'm so stoked on "The Wonder Years" new album!
by kevinadam October 13, 2008
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