Wouie

When your friend can’t say his own name right. Boeing louie=wouie

My name is wouie, and I have to go to wehab for my dwinking pwoblem.

by Herpe_free_since_03 April 6, 2021

wofie__

A sexy person and a person you should follow

Ever heard of wofie__

by Zfyyhfrr April 12, 2021

Wowzeers

Something you say when your shocked.

This word originated from the band weezer and wow mixed together.

Wowzeers Jared I’m happy your at my party.

by Weoweg June 7, 2021

Wowiwowaghiiiiiiiihoooooobalataaaaaaa

When your trying to make the Arabic vowels and you end up with that

Random dude: HEY DUDE, I DARE YOU TO SAY THE ARABIC VOWELS.
Guy: Uh sure why not. Wowiwowaghiiiiiiiihoooooobalataaaaaaa.... wtf-
Random dude: *bursts out laughing*

by .clvudiianqelic June 13, 2021

Wokie

Someone who indulges in conspiracy theories even when the theories are clearly false, an easy to fool person who will believe and regurgitate said conspiracy theories even with logical lack of evidence usually with the purpose to satisfy their egocentric agendas, a gullible person for sure. Usually get their information from he-said-they-said sourced sensationalist videos found all across the world wide web. This type of person says things like "judgement day is coming soon" every time some major disaster happens such as bad weather, a celebrity releasing a risqué musical video, or a politician passing a law that goes against their views. Often when asked for sources know that their sources are so bad that they will leave the conversation or simply say do your own re-search, which for them means to watch an echo chamber of conspiracy videos.

In some cases politicians who have no logical responses for the shameful acts they commit, engage into creating conspiracy theories about their opponents in an effort to use the Wokie population against their opposition. Since wokies are easily manipulated with anything that scares them and hold a hive mind echo chamber, they can be used to the service of that politician. I.E. Donald Trump and all his supporters.

Mark is such a wokie, he believes and repeats even the most loosely made up conspiracy theories when his preferred politician loses, he even went as far as to raid the capitol hill on the basis that the politicians were responsible for how miserable he is.

by HatesPeopleHatesYou September 21, 2021

wowing

is when smtg is very impressive and your reaction towards is "WOOW"
its from the verb to wow

i made a very wowing cake
the size of his penis wowed me

by mlkouadie February 1, 2022

Wower

The art of combining a wank and a shower simultaneously.......similar to a kwank where the individual partakes in a sleep shortly following a wank...

Fuck sorry mate, I didn't reply to your message because I was taking a wower / having a kwank

by Ricky B2 February 15, 2022