Woody

A fucking useless prick who can dish it out but cannot take it.

That guy is such a fucking woody.

by HumanPerson7482 April 20, 2019

Woody Ah Fuu

A definition can’t define him but he’s one of the realist person you’ll ever meet!

“Dad, I want to be Woody Ah Fuu when I grow up”.

by Anonymous Ah Fuu November 23, 2021

woody

a big 6ft 5 stud. They call him Daniel 'woody' Redwood

Oi woody, leaves those kids alone!

by Daniel 'woody' redwood February 10, 2022

woody

that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face

hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody

by fat griggs January 27, 2010

woody with a hoodie

Uncircumcised dick

Holy shit...
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again

by Juwel June 12, 2018

work woody

Getting an erreciton at work

Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody

by LewyLew July 13, 2017

woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016