wooly musket

While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.

That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!

by Its The Sean October 12, 2005

Woody

A woody really is the best. He makes his girl feel really lucky and other girls go nervous around a woody. A woody really has it all. He really is the most amazing guy. His eyes his smile his lips , everything about him is just great.

If u ever meet a woody you know ur special. 🔥💯❤️

by Woo7s7er November 18, 2017

Tang Woofy

When a vagina smells so bad, its causes projectile vomiting. When it is covered in so much hair, you can barely tell whether it is chewbacca or a vagina. The opposite of Tang Nanny.

Matt- "Man I hooked up with this girl tonight, and it was definitlely some Tang Woofy."

Ryan- "Man I feel for ya, I've had that happen before, and I'll never let it happen again."

Bob Kraft- "Yeah I get that every night, you guys got it good!"

Shaun- "Man Dad, your fucked."

by SRHolz12 January 30, 2010

hoody woody

What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.

Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.

by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011

pop in the woody

A term that some European mothers (especially the Dutch) use in place of the word "erection" when teaching their children about the birds and the bees.

Another word for boner, erection, chub

"Mom, how come sometimes my penis gets hard when I see a cute girl?"

"That's called a pop in the woody!"

by Pen1sland.com May 9, 2016

Woobly H

A sex act in which two guys are giving it to a girl, one from behind and one in the mouth and they exchange a high-five over her, so it looks like a woobly H.

The woobly H is the eifel tower hooked on phonics

by Cgar December 12, 2006

Woody's Roundup

A strategy in Nazi Zombies, the sub-survival game in Call of Duty: Black Ops and Call of Duty: World at War. In which you, or two to three others, utilize the teleporter on the map Kino Der Toten. By doing so you (with or without teammates) will start the round on the stage waiting to be rushed by zombies, then using the teleporter to get in the projection room. From there you can "Pack-A-Punch," reload, revive downed teammates, and toss grenades down at zombies. Once the clock above "Pack-A-Punch" reachs midnight you will be moved backed to the lobby teleporter pad. This is where the "RoundUp" begins. The zombies will then rush you, forcing you and your teammates to make another lap back toward the stage where the orginal teleporter is. Zombies will appear to be "RoundingUp" as they rush and flock to you. While making the lap you will continue to pick zombies off at an efficient rate. This will help you achieve high waves of zombies and waste countless hours in doing so. "A truly flawless strategy." There will be no snakes, or zombies, in your boots.

You guys ready for Woody's RoundUP!?!

by xbrawl January 13, 2011