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Window Dew

Mountain Dew that has been sitting outside of a window in the winter, and has received the perfect chilling.
A: Do you have any Dew?

B: Window Dew or Fridge Dew?

A: Definitely Window Dew.
by Cheparino September 21, 2004
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window job

when a guy puts his penis out of the window and shuts the window hard until he comes.
last night my girlfriend didnt want to have sex, so i gave myself a window job
by coaaoc May 15, 2009
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window shopping

when you stand next to a window at school with ur mate, where a lot of people going in for next lesson, then you and ur mate pick out girls u would like to fuck
person 1: hey check out the girl with the nice arse
person 2: which one
person 1: the on with the black hair nearest to us
person 2: sweet!! i luv this window shopping its awesome
person 1: gud in it u see all the massive tits from here, its best when there running!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009
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window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!
1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!
by Adz H January 10, 2006
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window boy

A kid who makes sweet love to any window at any time at any place. Technely someone who lost his or her verginity with a window.
you and your mom are window boys
by c/a1c May 8, 2006
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window licker

A brand new Private who just entered basic training, and is called this due to the stunned look and apparent lack of jaw control when said Private arrives at his/her basic training company and sees his/her drill sergeants for the first time.
Private Snuffy you dumb ass window licker, quit gawking and get your ass off of my bus!
by justjeansandboots March 29, 2013
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Window dressing

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.
I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.
by Curtain cum August 29, 2018
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