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Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.
Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.
by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022
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Remember Your Wiring

It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.
Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.
by nameless-002 July 1, 2022
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Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
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Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach
Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.
by DHUijfgdasygg August 8, 2020
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Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.
Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.
by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023
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Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it
whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire
by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021
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Wire

The thing Jesse says in Breaking Bad: Season 2, Episode 9, at around thirty eight minutes and forty one seconds into the episode.
"Ahh. Wire."
by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024
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