Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Waiver wire nigga

A fantasy sports player who always drafts a bad team and then spends all season dropping and picking up numerous no name players with the hope that one of them might become good.

Bro, Josh made 5 waiver moves this week. He's a total waiver wire nigga

by Greaseman420 November 13, 2019

Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

by S.F. SORROW December 3, 2019

wire hell

Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.

Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."

by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019

wire pencil

it is a pencil made of wire

hey Tate sauce the wire pencil i need to write with my wire pencil

by sosyyyyy September 10, 2019

cutting the wire

To finish something close to it's deadline

Bryant was cutting the wire on his final project, he wasn't sure he was going to finish in time.

by aaronstone59847 May 28, 2018

Wired

When your high on drugs

Dude, is that weed cuz I feel wired

by Petergriffin#awesome December 17, 2017