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John Wayne

"John Wayne" is the term often used to describe the toilet paper issued in the compo rations kit in the military. This is due to the fact that he was "Rough, tough, and he took no shit fron nobody!"
I've got cracking ring sting today, that John Wayne ain't no Andrex!
by alanthepoo October 24, 2005
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John Wayne

The penultimate Western actor who kicks ass! He is also famous for his radical, ridiculous right-wing politics.
by Gdiddy361 December 7, 2004
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John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005
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Big Wayne

A friend of Lazlow (the real person). With Reed Tucker (again, not the fictional GTA3 character) and Couzin Ed (sometimes) he hosts the Lazlow Show on XM Radio.
In the 70s, Big Wayne made a home video of him banging a homeless girl, who eventually left him and broke his heart.
by Katori September 21, 2008
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Lil Wayne Attack

A Lil Wayne Attack is when someone suddenly feels the urge to listen to Lil Wayne profusely, to the annoyance of others. Often this person can be heard repeating verses of Lil Wayne song as the stroll though their day. Usually, people affected by this disorder tend to listen to older, less popular, Lil Wayne songs. Middle class, white, public school teens usually have Lil Wayne Attacks.
John rolls up pumping some Lil Wayne.

Rick: Dude, what the fuck. We need to seek some medical help for John's Lil Wayne Attack. It's getting a little out of hand.

Steve: Yeah dude, it's like the fourth day he has rolled up listen to Lil Wayne. If he doesn't stop reciting lyrics, I will revoke my friendship.
by Bedmaster2214 February 25, 2010
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Wacky Wayne

A surprisingly eccentric fellow, not necessarily in a negative way, who can randomly interject grandiosity to into actions and gestures that seem fairly disproportionate to his overall general appearance.
Chuckford: "Here comes that guy who looks like Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street."

Rastafarian Billy: "Did he just stop in the middle of the hall and do the Moonwalk?"

Chuckford: "He's a cool dude, but damn, what a Wacky Wayne, man."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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doing it john wayne style

Doing anal sex raw with no lube by accidentally slipping in and you just keep going at that point.
Joseph are you doing it John Wayne style.

Yes sorry I should just keep going.
by Pjstr July 20, 2018
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