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wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.
My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.
by Poopwords May 9, 2020
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Wax Anxiety

The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.
I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…
by Crack of Dawn May 5, 2023
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Waxing the Yukon

“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.
Jackie said she was “waxing the Yukon” and clogged the shower with “wax”.
by Pegleg T October 28, 2020
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Wax dick

Someone who isn't able to have kids.
Joey has a low sperm count, he has a wax dick.
by Feathery February 12, 2017
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dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.
Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing
by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017
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Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.
I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.
by jayboy88 January 16, 2011
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