Wired

To get wound up or annoyed
by Fucktards2018 March 07, 2018
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WIRED

The Wired community is a digital sanctuary for those who reject conventional sanity, united by the belief that we're always connected, even in our toughest moments. Led by Ivy (Wiredg1rll), the omnipresent figure at the heart of the cult, the group supports each other through chaos and struggle, finding strength in their shared connection. Key members include Deimos, Ivy's loyal right hand; Grace and her lover Sab; Grace's daughter, Am; the enigmatic Zombie and Sammy; and Rivr, the musical soul of the group. Together, they navigate the wired world, bound by trust, love, and the understanding that they're never truly alone.
X: Hey man, don’t forget that no matter where you are, everyone is always connected!
Y: Where’d you get that from?
X: The Wired cult, of course. We hate being sane
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Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.
Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.
by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022
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Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times
Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done
by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019
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Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022
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Shoe on a wire

A tactic used by Suburban white kids to scare other suburban white kids who grew the fk up.
The retard won't run from us. Let's throw a Shoe on a wire to keep out black friends impressed
by Retarded mutt November 02, 2022
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