Voltemand

The character in Shakespeare's "Hamlet" a.k.a. the character that must not be named.

"Dude, you got Voltemand? Is that a guy or girl?"
"No Idea. but look at this wicked ink I get!"

by Georgie Greene January 7, 2010

volume ADD

The insistence that the volume need be changed constantly for no apparent reason other than to change the volume.

Joseph: Dude, my mom wouldn't stop changing the volume in the car.
Robert: She must be volume ADD.

by DoesntAfraidOfAnything November 25, 2009

volcancellation

variant(s) volcancelation, vulcancellation
verb
1. the act or instance of canceling, delaying, postponing, and generally ruining a scheduled flight or travel plan due to an Icelandic volcanic eruption and its ensuing ash plume.

"Hey man, I thought you were supposed to be in Vienna?"

"Yeah, well, thanks to the Eyjafjallajökull eruption, it's been one volcancellation after another, and its impossible to get through to the airline and rebook my flight! Its a nightmare!"

"Curses!"

by stryyyker April 19, 2010

Volunbeering

Volunteering your time or helping out at a beer festival. Also applies to volunteers helping out at a brewery.

Can't go out, I'm volunbeering at the beer fest today.

by kurtles! September 30, 2010

Voldemole

A ghastly mole smelted from the ungodly ramparts of hell. This mole is the size in ratio to the evil of the satanic man, Voldemort himself. With the gigantic circumference, this beast of a mole mocks all who try to compare to it, it truly is the epitome of facial marks.

"Johnny, DID YOU SEE HEATHER'S VOLDEMOLE?! IT WAS HUGE!!"

by FunnyGuy85 December 25, 2012

Volunteer job seeker

A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.

Job seeker

"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"

Job centre staff

"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"

14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)

by Split1234 January 10, 2014

Volcano job

When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy

Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.

by Doge70 April 12, 2016