Twitter Shit

When you are pooping while playing around on Twitter.

Jon had to go take a quick Twitter Shit before leaving the house to go to work in the morning.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

Twitter Alter Ph

Pervert Online Community

Portal for Sex Videos , Nude Pictures & Online Prostitution

Twitter Alter Ph is a street slang for Nymphomaniac

by Dr. Philip Tash November 14, 2020

twitter

I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing

Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego

by homediggitizzle February 23, 2011

Twitterpated

Yes. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example: You're walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of a sudden you run smack into a pretty face. Woo-woo! You begin to get weak in the knees. Your head's in a whirl. And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it, you're walking on air. And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop, and you completely lose your head!

Bambi promised never to become Twitterpated, but it happened anyway

by BambiOwl June 3, 2009

Twitter Bang

Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.

Sarah: How did you meet Rafael?

Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.

Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!

by santa clothes May 2, 2009

Twitter-twatter

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.

Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.

by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

Twitter

useless

Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

by edasenaz May 15, 2010