turban

The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.

I think Aknad is wearing the new Pampers turban today.

by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005

Surf N Turf

When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time

Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?

by Sean MacDonald August 14, 2008

Dirty Turban

Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head

I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"

by Jimmy Knoxville May 20, 2004

Turdfat

Not a fat turd, but the fat OF a turd, or just a funny word to use as a swear word.

Oh turdfat! I broke my glasses!

by Green Tak April 4, 2009

turf crabs

The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.

When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.

by procrastinationXD June 3, 2010

tufael

One that does not prefer to learn but prefers to educate the poor

Hey let's tufael their ass

by jailbroken January 9, 2011

turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"

mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"

by daHERMINATOR September 10, 2010