Playing a game of truth or dare but with sexual themes such as "I dare you to finger me" or "Is it true that you wanna fuck me?"
by Ouran February 19, 2018
Get the sexual truth or dare mug.Actually, this saying is ITSELF one of the LEAST “true” statements of all time… as we are all too painfully aware, “coming clean” to the powers-that-be (i.e., parents, teachers, policemen, etc.) seldom if ever actually gains or maintains your “freedom”; in fact, usually the **exact opposite** occurs whenever you bravely/penitently reveal your shameful secrets like this --- rather than their extending any significant “charity” (i.e., mercy or forgiveness) to you in response to your trustingly/naively-admitted revelations of past transgressions, these hypocritical and out-of-touch-with-reality sadists generally do everything they can to CURTAIL your freedom and otherwise make you as miserable as possible, such as giving you an extended time-out, grounding you for an outrageously-long period, making you stay in from recess, throwing you in the slammer for a few days, and so on. So unless there is some serious injustice that your silence is maintaining (such as that an innocent person is being blamed/punished for something that you did), it’s usually wise to follow Will Roger’s advice to “never pass up a good chance to shut up”… contrary to what these authority-figures may try to assure you, they generally do **not** “have your best interests at heart”… about all they actually wanna do is try to soothe their **own** perpetually-gnawing consciences by being overly hard on anyone under their care!
My conscience was pricking me after hearing the local minister preaching about “the truth shall set you free”, and so like the total dumba** that I am, I went to the police station and admitted to the desk-sergeant about my having swiped a few candy-bars and a couple bottles of soda from the local Circle-K over the past six months; rather than just smiling and praising me for “being a good boy” to be so honest, though, the officer merely slapped da cuffs on me and made me cool my heels in jail for 48 hours! Talk about a letdown --- he didn’t even seem to care about my protests that he was blatantly going against what the preacher had just said was supposed to happen when we admit our sins! I think I’ll sue that minister for misrepresentation and deceitful speech --- I shoulda merely kept my big mouth shut, just as I always have in the past regarding stuff like this! And then he wonders why he has such a hard time gaining or keeping church-members!
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Used to imply that one's words are utterly and undeniably true, and that it needs to be quoted in order to ensure that the point is proven.
by Dark Soul X August 29, 2009
Get the Quoted For Truth and Great Justice mug.What one perceives as God's word, which can be different things to people in a group but is known to be absolute fact to each individual.
When someone says they have religious truth remember this saying: "Follow him who seeks the truth; beware of him who has found it."
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
Get the religious truth mug.The modern name for someone that questions the official narrative. Someone that searches for evidence on both sides of an argument rather than just believing Government and Institutional Propaganda.
More and more Truth Seekers have emerged around the world since the uncovering of Government Lies surrounding JFK, 9/11, the Iraq war and so called Covid 19 Pandemic.
The term 'Conspiracy Theorist' was a previously derogatory name invented by the CIA and given to Truth Seekers to discredit their findings around JFK's internal assassination.
More and more Truth Seekers have emerged around the world since the uncovering of Government Lies surrounding JFK, 9/11, the Iraq war and so called Covid 19 Pandemic.
The term 'Conspiracy Theorist' was a previously derogatory name invented by the CIA and given to Truth Seekers to discredit their findings around JFK's internal assassination.
by Narrativequestions June 4, 2022
Get the Truth Seeker mug.9/11 truth is a form of activism and disagreement with the official story coming from the 9/11 commission created in the aftermath of the September 11th terrorist attacks. Many believed with experts testifying that the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center can handle planes hitting the buildings, some demolition experts believed that the building was imploded by explosives, that the World Trade Center changed their insurance to cover planes hitting the buildings, and many other factors that the activists believe that the terrorist attacks were actually an inside job by the Government to bring the people into fear to take their rights away. Many organizations and activists have become 9/11 truthers including Alex Jones of Infowars, 9/11 truth movement, and 9/11 truth movement activists that goto New York City to give people different viewpoints about the terrorist attacks. They are usually mocked by some people for their viewpoints.
9/11 truth always uses non-mainstream forms of media to promote their views and facts that led to their viewpoints such as forums and websites, documentaries, social networking sites, and other mediums to promote that the 9/11 commission needs to be investigated for the possible coverup of what really happened during the September 11th terrorist attacks.
by uswgo September 19, 2011
Get the 9/11 truth mug.the advanced version of truth or dare which back when you were about 10 it was shouting your crushes name out the window as loud as you could or giving your best girlfriend a peck on the lips or admitting that you used to like someone. truth or dare advanced includes dares such as pull down your pants so i can see what a vagina looks like(or rather your vagina) makeout with your best friend with tongue, take off all your clothes and run as fast as you can down the street singing lucy had a tugboat
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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