cuban trader

one who "pumps and dumps" penny stocks trying to earn a living but ends up as a bagholder, enriching those much smarter than he.

My4ntoy is a famous cuban trader who has had his car repossessed because of losses trading penny stocks.

by kez;-) June 22, 2011

Isaac Trade

A trade where the person who is being asked gets ripped off at a major level. When an Isaac Trade is asked, everyone is left wondering how stupid the person who is asking to trade is for asking such a stupid or unfair trade. Usually occurs with food or during lunchtime, but may occur elsewhere.

Hey dude, want to trade that box of oreos for this half eaten saltine cracker? No man! That's an Isaac trade you idiot!

by RocketPenguin October 28, 2013

tape trader

When you get in the business of selling & trading VHS cassette tapes. This was popular in the 90's and early 2000's & was popularised with tapes of wrestling such as WWF, ECW, AJPW, World of Sport & WCW.

tape trader
Deat BWL, I'll have a order of a 736b, 836c, 938j & 528n please.

by Lord Mountevans December 8, 2016

snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."

by Hectorino November 6, 2017

Silk Trade

When you and your girlfriend trade underwear (typically in a lesbian context)

Jessica and I do silk trades all the time!

by Databoi September 4, 2019

Dank Trades

dank trades is an alright dank memer based server. there are 4 groups in this server - the edaters, the melodic rap fans, the mods and the scammers. the edaters are people who dates online because they can't get bitches in real life. the melodic rap fans are those that can stand up for their friends and themselves but it can get annoying but no hard feelings! the mods are literally people who moderate a server FOR FREE, everyday, every second, every hour like bro... you don't even get paid nitro, how you doing this for free. the scammers are people who are the dumbest motherfuckers for thinking that they can scam in dank trades, trial mods are always on yo ass idk why you would do that. a pussyo will ping a mod and then a tmod will take care of it like why? is there free logs behind this shit?

person1: yo, ever heard of dank trades?
person2: the edater central?
person1: yes.

by your local urban user June 4, 2022

skittle's triad

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.

Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer

by Phenomally January 29, 2007