Toaster

A type of bath bomb.

Twat 1: Yeah I just got a new toaster cant wait to take it in the bath.
Twat 2: yeah man

by xXUr_NanXx October 9, 2019

hippie toaster

Any of the Volkswagen Type 2 microbuses produced from 1950. So named for the resemblenance to a common toaster appliance.

Did you see that hippie toaster? It was totally covered with free-form "art".

by termer June 4, 2009

trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis

The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.

by PJCS2 December 23, 2009

porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.

Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.

by frustratedIT December 6, 2013

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011

Toasted O's

Getting extremely baked with your sex partner, and having a SERIOUS set of multiple orgasms.

She sez: "Hey, wanna get together and have some Toasted O's tonight?"

by Girl Toy September 23, 2011

toasted western

A black dude wearing a cowboy hat or dressed as a cowboy

Man did you see that toasted western walk by?

by silkycoinpurse January 25, 2014