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totes

A lame, cringeworthy term said by your typical teen girl.
"That food was totes good!"

"Omg, homework is totes boring!"

"I totes need to go to the mall!"
by Tomboy04 September 8, 2018
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tote

by chaddy March 17, 2022
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totes gressy

Over the top aggressive. 110p. So aggressive your are brutes.
Their ball coach was totes gressy when half the team forgot their extra ball jerseys.
by D100p July 5, 2017
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Totes Flappy Bird

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird
by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014
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Totes

Means a person is understanding the person talking to him and is ready to make big changes
Oh okay I thought you said something about me being gay.

Other person*

Oh it's cool I'm glad we understand each other

Together: totes
by Mojo_Dojo January 23, 2020
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Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.
Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”
by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021
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scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013
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