todai

The tightest, cleanest, pussy known to man. Free of all STDs and other nasty substances. Just plain good and tasty and definately shaved.

I humped Jessica her pussy is so damn todai.

by Josh January 11, 2004

toedobber

a person who fucks a toe. One who have a infactuation for toes.

That girl was a crazy toedobber.

That dude likes sucking toes, what a toedobber.

by Rokaxe August 11, 2009

day before today

yesterday

yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.

by mrELsenor February 20, 2011

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004

what's today's date

Today is today

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.

by Because we're retarded October 28, 2019

Toejam

Proper noun: Toejam McFly- fetish model working primarily through myspace, specializing in WAM, and foot fetishes.

Toejam has huge monkey feet- she can even write with them.

by f00tlvr September 23, 2009

NBC Today

1. Popular morning tv program on the NC network.
2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. How Satan enters the groins of children.

I can actually hear my brain cells humming the NBC Today theme music as they die.

by resindawg June 26, 2003