Toad Head

When a person with a really long tongue performs oral sex in a manner much like a toad eating a fly.

" I just got toad head from Gene Simmons. Best and weirdest experience of my life"
"Gene Simmons is gay?"

by Pho Kyu December 4, 2017

toadcrap

Stuff that comes out of a but hole of a toad. Like Umbridge.

The toadcrap dropped like a sack out of Umbridge

by Shitfacesouha February 19, 2018

tadaro

A black /charcoal short little piece of shit he's a compulsive liar and cheater and will say anything to get in your pants!

You never want a tadaro in your life!

by Lkil May 12, 2018

teadab

The art of doing a dab, while also getting your balls sucked

Im gonna see if she'll let me teadab.

by trimeismine August 18, 2018

toadskins

Slang for paper money, probably relating to the black print on the front, rather than the green color on the back of the bills (greenbacks).

Friend: "We are saving all my coins, and even some of my toadskins, for our trip to France!
Me: "Me, too!"

Dude: "Toadstools multiply in the dark so maybe my toadskins will, too, if I put them under my bed."
Me: (eyeroll)

by speechpath September 7, 2018

toadily

Wholly pertaining to the topic of a small bumpy/leathery-skinned amphibian that's been dubbed "the gardener's best friend", since it devours harmful bugs and worms.

"The Wind In The Willows" is a story about a diverse group of animal friends, but a majority of its chapters are toadily about one of them in particular, and detail the other creatures' less-than-positive interactions with him.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

Toading

Code word for girls when they are on their period

Lauren: Omg Cayla, I'm toading right now and i have such bad cramps.

Cayla: Aww bbg it’s okay i’ll get you chocolate.

by Hottie Tamale July 15, 2019