Pleasant times

WHEN your grabbing the girls junk in the front and sucking her pussy at the same timeb

Pleasant Times

by Deathshawdow March 6, 2017

scary times

these times are too scary for me

After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.

by scary times June 7, 2017

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

i hate you times infinity

The overused 2nd grader comeback

"I hate you!"
"I hate you times ten!"
"I hate you times a hundred!"
"I hate you times a million!"
"I hate you times infinity!"
everybody loses their shit

by Kyle,that random guy. November 29, 2017

Timeshare in Miami

Purchasing a timeshare in Miami refers to the commitment of sexual intercourse to a Miami at least 6 times a year, as does a regular timeshare commitment. This is usually a drunken sorry act from a desperate individual in search of releasing his seed only for the sake of pleasure. The Miami soon becomes his timeshare in which the benefactor frequents like one would visit a timeshare. These outings may very in length depending on how much this person over drinks through out the year

"Yo, son daves in a black out again, I think he's on the phone with that miami right now."

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

sad times

something that is very deep or depressing

christianna: "I forgot to watch the new miraculous episode"
samah: "sad times"

by magicalskies24 September 18, 2019

Timi

Very gorgeous girl, usually blonde. Can work different hair colors...mostly red. Has giant knockers and a nice big butt. Most guys wanna do her when they see her and her phone is full of male numbers. Timis just want attention and are great at getting it. They aren't giant whorebags but they are giant teases.

Man: holy poop dude, do you see that girl over there with the blonde hair, giant boobs and amazing ass?!
Man 2: Yeah broski that beezy is GORGEOUS!
Man: Such a Timi, I've gotta get her digits!

by cockmuncherdickeater May 2, 2010