pussy ticket

One standard U.S dollar used for acquisition of stripper pussy.

That stripper only charged me one pussy ticket to sniff her pussy.

by Dickcheese109 March 18, 2017

Hot Ticket

A good plan; a way to go. A useful idea.

Seems like a hot ticket

by TheDukeHerself June 28, 2004

Meal Ticket

It is a slang term used to describe a baby. Usually this term is for a young teenage woman who happens to have a child, or a woman with a low income supporting a child or several children. This isn't limited to females only, a couple, or a single male can also have fall into this category. Meal tickets regard to the fact that a child or baby, are considered a "ticket" to buying a meal, or another mouth to feed.

Did you know that Stephenie just had a kid?? Yea, that sucks, she just got herself a free meal ticket!

by The "Randem" boys January 5, 2008

one way ticket

Hit song by The Darkness. Talks about snorting crack...hence the name. a real kickass song, the chorus gets you going every time.

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Sitar / effects
Stick it up your f*cking nose! (Woohoo!)
Solo

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

by ibreakcrayons584 June 1, 2006

Don't bend my ticket

The act of leaving your concert ticket at home while forcing a car full of metal heads to drive out of the way, which could have been prevented if said ticket were placed in one's wallet.

Hey Noey, don't bend my ticket! I just want to see Into Eternity.

by Keith Gough March 24, 2005

season ticket holder

A term used to describe a lesbian. Fans of the WNBA are women who are predominately gay

She`s not into guys, she is a season ticket holder for the N.Y. Liberty

by Cantwork August 21, 2006

punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005