The lift test

The act of attempting to lift a member of the opposite sex to check for sexual compatibility ie "If you can't lift it, you can't shift it".

Put my back out last night attempting the lift test

by El burno July 31, 2009

Roofie Test

A test that you t hought you did well on, but it secretly fucked you without your knowledge

Man, I thought I aced that test, but turns out it was a roofie test all along.

by Puay November 9, 2017

Beep Test

1. Human Torture
2. Worst nightmare
3. Used to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
4. Has a voice of a demon

1. Have you done the beep test yet?
Yes, I fainted.

by HelloHello12345678 October 24, 2019

Cottini test

A skill test used solely as an excuse to fire an employee.

Natalia took the Cottini Test and was fired out after that.

by Vipero September 25, 2020

Pacer test

The worst gym activity known to man! Basically u line up at the starting line and when u hear a go signal, obviously u start running or jogging. u have to get to the finish line before the beep. But it keeps going until everyone gets out. The last kid left is 99.99999999999999% an athletic kid. When the gym teacher assigns a pacer test, it is just a death sentence with extra steps.

Gabe: yo Ian we are having a pacer test today
Ian: put something nice on my grave(๑•﹏•)

by Chantix turkey April 29, 2020

Onion test

A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.

"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY"? I don't think that passes the Onion test.

by Kaydiv April 21, 2011

Test Week

{Noun}- Commonly used amongst High School and College students. Test Week is the week prior to your exams (average 1 test and 2 quizzes every day and the occasional double tester). Its the second worst week of the year after exam week. This week happens because all the teachers procrastinate and give you tests,quizzes,and papers trying to put in final grades for that semester and for college students that sucks. So technically it is 2 weeks of all nighters. See and the thing is you have to do well on these or else your quarter average will go down. Test Week usually happens the second week of December and 2 weeks prior to summer break because remember you have exams the week after!!!

Person: Yo bro do you want to hit up New York this weekend?
Test taker: No bro I'm hitting my book for test week.

Person number 2- Forget studying for test week, I gotta study for exam week.

by notsoslimshady12345669 December 8, 2013