Sword play

When two guys are going to town on a chick and they touch inside her.

Man, I’m tired of sword playing with Rob he hits me every time.

by Jim69420 August 22, 2019

Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.

Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!

by Mr Bens May 2, 2013

sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

by The Butchrord February 20, 2018

Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 1, 2012

Rusty Sword

When your dick is covered in shit after fucking a butt.

“Avast! Taste ye butt with me rusty sword!”

by Shea Verbush August 23, 2020

Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knee to stay sexually pure in the eyes of the lord. (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Sheafed Sword

An uncircumcised penis or dick.

I got a nice long sheafed sword for yer mom.

by BrokeBak September 12, 2018