Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head

Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted

by steven owns you February 29, 2008

paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.

“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers”

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”

by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

Big in the Paint

Adj. A phrase used to describe someone (or something) that is superior, strong, smart, good looking, and generally popular; a Haus

V. Being superior or strong (previously stated as "get good", now it's "get big in the paint")

Synonyms:
Haus, Alpha, Yolked
Antonyms:
Loser, Beta, Weak

Dude: "Bro, did you see how ripped that guy is?"

Dude's friend: "Yeah man, he's big in the paint."

by FartingSquirrel March 28, 2021

painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.

That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.

by teknologik May 28, 2009

painting curtains

Pleasuring a women with tounge in public

You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?

by Bigcat69imlovinit June 14, 2017

bitch paint

make-up that some women overuse to the point where they look ridiculous.

Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."

Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."

by SwagOfNewYork December 18, 2012