whisper situation

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.

2. A mismatched couple.

That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.

by joshy rotten October 17, 2008

Tyrannosaurus Situation

A problem in which the size can be described by words such as colossal or titanic. Usually these issues are stimulated by a friends act of stealing or adultery upon another.

Drake: bro you totally made a Tyrannosaurus Situation when you slept with my girlfriend!

by Cookiehound June 16, 2013

cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.

Congress, what a cluster situation.

by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.

Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.

by Winc12345 June 1, 2019

Situation Steve

Purposely taking things too literally and playing dumb about it. Then most often rage quitting.

We had a situation steve during last night’s destiny raid.

by Situation-Steve June 5, 2018