cork

a short, stumpy penis.

I wanted to see underneath, but all I got was cork!

His cork really stopped me from spilling.

by walletchaser November 22, 2019

Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022

j-corking

When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.

Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.

by Steamling May 6, 2022

Cork

Floating device

The cork was bobbing up and down

by Toodamnmean June 11, 2017

Corking it'

Where you cover a champagne bottle in shit, shove it up your partners ass, shake it up and just unload the cork.

I'm gonna cork you Pluto. (Corking it')

by Schatz000111 March 17, 2025

Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

cork

A penis

Becky: So you guys had sex in his car?

Tammy: Yeah, when he pulled out his cork, I gushed all over his seat.

by AngryBananas July 30, 2016