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tear you a new one

Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
by Way to go, douchefag! July 16, 2009
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Tear Drop

When a guy is jacking off and he cums and it gets her right below the eye and it runs down her face like tear drops.
Man my woman looked like she was crying last night, why becuase i gave her a tear drop.
by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006
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blood, sweat and tears

a song that bts (the best kpop group ever dont @ me) made and it is amazing and you should listen to it right now okay? okay.
"HEY! have you listened to bts's new song 'Blood, Sweat and tears?"

"No! i haven't but i will right now!!"

"have you SEEN jimin?!? hes so hot!!!"

"I AGREE!!"
by PoohBear_Howell June 11, 2018
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male tears

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"
by Not Gus Fring September 21, 2014
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alligator tears

line from the Tegan and Sara song "Alligator" off of their record Sainthood.

meaning fake, deceptive tears in order to con someone.
line from the song:

"Sensitive, it's true. Alligator tears cried over you."
by frameworkjace January 2, 2010
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fuck me to tears

A cry of angst.
As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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manly tears

tears of the most sincere and truly meaningful origin.they are produced when a real man weep for joy or more commonly sorrow. there is few times that it is ok to shed these tears, but when they are present it is undeniable of what they are. they are so powerful if seen other will be forced to weep with the man.
manly tears use regulations
when its ok: death of a very close friend, family member, sensei, pet that meant alot to you, at grave sites/funeral/memorial, death of a comrad at arms, death of your true love, the birth of your own child or doing the unthinkable and having to end the life of one of the above

when its not ok: pretty much any time not mention above
by Daniel The Ninja July 20, 2010
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