tampon

A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.

Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!

by Mary without a Lamb June 3, 2005

Roll Your Own Tampon

an act of butch bull dykes to not use store bought brands of tampons but to rool their own. common practise among hippies and tree huggers .

cotton and two zigzags bitch thats all u need ! Roll Your Own Tampon

by T@UT$ February 16, 2010

Tampoon

(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.

My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.

by LazloLion May 30, 2010

tamponette

smaller tampon for the younger generation of females who, like those that choose to wear bra's as if to cover up and pretend that they are going through puberty-which makes them a big girl, decide that they want to live like a real woman and therefore choose to use tamponette's.

jonny ate what he thought was a wrapped up "small-size" twix. However he soon had to ask and find out that this was just a girl from his nurserys tamponette.

by karlovarska becherovka September 20, 2006

human tampon

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.

"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"

by A.S Davis May 18, 2009

tarpoon

Used after anal sex; a tampon for the anus to prevent anal leakage.

After getting fucked in the ass last night, I used the tarpoon to stop the cum dripping.

by Chelz Kolb February 9, 2006

tampon

someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

by mouseyhousey December 13, 2009