shark tale

A ridiculously fictitious telling of a story. Usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: "This Italian dude I chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. The thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out."

Oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. What a stupid little g sherm

by bwaller December 9, 2008

No Talent Assclown

J-Lo

God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Taleen

-Sweet,

- want to learn guitar

- caring

-Marvel fan

-blink

-would listen to you if you need a therapist

God bless you all.-Taleen-

by Jisoo November 25, 2021

no-talent

See boy band.

Hi I'm from NHOTGUYS*...
Oh shut up!

by Zach G. November 20, 2003

no talent

Charli D'Amelio and Justin Bieber

Chad: look its the no talents
David: OMG its Charli and Justin

by SEARCH UP COLBY ON URBAN DIC. November 3, 2020

talega

This means penis, mostly used in central american countries, and also to make fun of someone's intelligence.

Tengo la talega negra. I have a black dick
Qué onda talega! Was up dummy!

by Raul 415 October 14, 2006

Talent

Antonym: Ben Affleck

by Anonymous October 25, 2003