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The-Umm-Uhh 

A filler phrase used by pretentious twits in an attempt to increase the amount of time they can hear their own voice. Only used by the most self-important of people with feigned intelligence.
Well, according to the-umm-uhh hypothesis presented in my superior argument, the interstitial atonality of my voice is umm-uhh extremely irritating. Presently, I should um-uhh terminate my life force after realizing I'm a fucking idiot.
The-Umm-Uhh by DreamyCream December 13, 2006
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Anarchy In the UK 

A great anarchy-based song from the Sex Pistols. One of the frist 'mainstream' Punk Song.

Also, a great song to blast in your nice little house and distrueb your neighbors by.

Who know they would hate it?!
If you are in the mood to listen to Anarchy in the UK, Make sure it is not blasting in your friends mother car, well you are on your way to church.

They will look at you funny, and change the song.

---True Story

Maybe they found out,I was only going becuse I had nothing better to do and I wanted food???

the ugly stick

Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.
the ugly stick by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

the upper room 

Lord! The lady crossing the street done got hit by a care. I guess she is in the upper room now?

Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.
"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."
Riding the unicorn by Chaogina September 6, 2011

The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.
Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"
The Unfuckables by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

The Unemployment Zone

Any area of your body that is typically not covered by clothing, on which you have tattoos. Applied most commonly to the forearms and hands.
Player 1: Hey bro, how did your job interview go?
Player 2: Boss told me I got the job, but I'll have to cover up my unemployment zone.

Player 1: Dude, I am so pumped! Tomorrow I get sleeved!
Player 2: Does your boss at that law firm know you're about to enter the unemployment zone?