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Dead Status

When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D

^ 8 people like this

Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD

(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)

Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
by jomama217 January 5, 2011
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phil status

a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet passed out. Usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.
"I was really wasted last night, but no where NEAR phil status."
by Dante White January 9, 2009
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Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.
John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**
by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011
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Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
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status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.
John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."
by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010
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The status men

Characters from video game franchises that are considered memes AND have the following privileges:

- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"

The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:

- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified

There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men

Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)
- Yo have you seen the newest Sonic meme?
- Hell yeah, Sonic is part of the status men now!
by juasjuasie December 4, 2022
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cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.
by LRockizzle June 21, 2016
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