Stand up

A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.

"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

Frat Stand

A situation where sorority or fraternity members "stand" on objects during parties to appear taller and look cooler than everyone else

We need more frat stands for our party so everyone can rage on top of things

by jam marsh September 7, 2010

Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

wheel stand

to do a wheelie or mono on a push bike, motorcycle, car etc

that bloke just did a wheel stand up the road

by Byza October 22, 2007

umbrella stand

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).

Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Stand and blow

A woman so short that she can stand to give a blowjob.

Man is she short. She's a stand and blow.

by LSam July 30, 2016

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009