A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.
guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022

by SirStandeman October 17, 2020

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 July 22, 2016

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025

A depressed person who has no sleep schedule and will kill you if you as so dare to say connection terminate
by I was ok March 1, 2022

by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
