Fat Stanley 

A large male who denies he's fat despite all evidence to the contrary. Characterized by multiple chins, balloon like hands, slurred speech, a disproportionate head, and constant waistband adjustments. However, unlike "flat stanley", Fat Stanley never likes to be photographed, is too large to travel, and can always be photographed at home on his couch, sipping scotch and eating handfuls of nuts thinking he's losing weight.

Chris "Hey man, Bill thinks he's looking good these days. He told me he lost five pounds."

Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".

Fat Stanley by Double Check January 15, 2010

Flat Stanley 

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

Flat Stanley by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009

daphne stanley 

A gorgeous loving girl married to the most handsome boy alive named joe stanley. Joe stanley would do anything to protect his loving wife Daphne stanley. They love eachother so much hehehhehehh

Joe and Daphne stanley sure do love eachother alot. THEY SHOULD MAKE A FAMILY AND HAVE BABIES WHEN THEY GROW UP HEHDHHDHDHEHEHE. SOCIAL DISTANCING GOT THEM SO MESSED UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER.gn go to sleep or ill tell your mom or dad You're reading this rn and don't get your ass to bed.

daphne stanley by Itsdaphanieee April 16, 2020

Theo and Stanley

Theo and Stanley are made for each other. With one being a good liar as a personality trait and one being very responsible they are the perfect pair. No matter what other people think of them they are destined they will live a long happy life together.

Oh i wish we could be more like Theo and Stanley
Did you see the cute picture Theo and Stanley posted together?

Theo and Stanley by bottomburppoophello April 2, 2022

purple Stanley

the act of shitting into a condom, freezing it, and beating someone up with it

Tom was being a dick, so Joe purple Stanley'd him.

purple Stanley by John0428 March 7, 2011

two girls, one stanley cup 

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

two girls, one stanley cup by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

Ethan Stanley

Ethan is a very reliable friend. He plays baseball and is very smart, even though he doesn’t show it. He has a great sense of humor and if you get to know him he will share anything with you. He likes to take other peoples advice before he does anything. Ethan is very humble and makes friends with almost anyone. He is very likable and according to any girl he is one of the cutest guys around. He really is a good friend and would never share anything important or go behind your back on purpose. (Maybe on accident.) He is a very silly person and can make almost anyone laugh. If you get to know Ethan well enough, he will become one of your best friends if not your greatest friend.

Ethan Stanley is a great friend and is super reliable.

Ethan Stanley by Thombie September 9, 2019