Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.

"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"

by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019

Pull a Stanley

To pull a Stanley means to not turn in the work that is due in class or to not due the work at all.

To pull a Stanley could also mean doing it 6 weeks after it is due.

"Have you done the assignment?"

"Nah, I think I'm just going to Pull a Stanley on it."

by Moon Cub October 14, 2019

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018

JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017

Move out my way Stanley!

When one has explosive diarrhea and has to make it to the nearest toilet. Also known as Bathroom Emergency.
*Taken from the movie Next Friday.

Oh no, I'm having a move out my way Stanley!!

by Knower of Useless Information October 26, 2017

Stanley cupped

The act of a virgin who has an STD from being kissed by many hockey players

I didn't even sleep with her! How did I get herpes,? Must have been Stanley cupped

by In the hat April 2, 2017

Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018