Valentine's day standard

The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.

Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.

by TitanFan March 2, 2011

don standard

1. A standard in a certain sport, or a action of sheer brilliance that is worthy of a god
2. A way of life, to live by a standard that is worthy of a god

As smed the creator of the words don standard would say "Fcuking don standard drinkin there m8"

by Mike Smedley May 24, 2006

Standard

Can be used in a variety of places and occurrences. The slang term 'standard' derived from a boy called Gashman who had very small muscles. He refereed to his bicep muscles as "standard arm muscle". The phrase then caught on, and now 'standard' is used more commonly.

Moreover, 'standard' can be used when describing someone's mistake or misdemeanor. It can be used in place of the other common phrase 'school boy error'.

Dude: "Ohhh standard!"

Dude 1: "Dude you are so standard"
Dude 2: "Yeah and solid."

Dude 1: "That is so below standard."
Dude 2 (who forgot his/her school books): "Yeah, totally sub-standard."

Dude 1: "Ohh man your muscles are so standard!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, they will never be Gashman material!"

by The Zach Best December 31, 2009

Standard Poodle

A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.

How much is that standard poodle in the window... the one with the waggling tail?

by Jodi Silver May 27, 2005

standard

awesomeness, only used by the most 1337 ppl

that new computer u got is standard biotch

by pepito July 28, 2004

Standards Based Grading

A grading system that is starting to be adopted by high schools. Basically, homework doesn't count, only tests. Supposedly it is to prepare students for college, but it just results in failing grades. Seriously, this system is stupid. Even honor roll students are failing.

Guy 1: I'm failing Algebra 2. I missed one question on my test and my grade dropped from a B to a D. I hate Standards Based Grading.

Guy 2: You and everyone else.

by xATLASx October 10, 2012

One Night Standard

A person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. Can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves sex with no strings attached.

Jess: "Where's Janie tonight?"
Anna: "She's out having a one night standard with a frat."

by Death's Door October 10, 2011