Stalker

An overused word/name your ex-fiancé gives you when he bumped you cowardly by webcam, refused to meet you for a 20 minutes talk to close properly your past relationship and need a socially acceptable excuse when he is confronted in front of his friends in a public place and he wants to avoid looking like a bastard.

Mike bumped me and asked me not to contact him anymore. I called him once to have a proper talk : he called me a stalker.

by QueerActivist May 28, 2010

stalker

On the Internet - the annoying menu that chases your progress down a Web page.

I went to Bob's new Web site - I love it except for the annoying stalker.

by Cobalt's Dad December 9, 2007

facebook stalker

You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!

Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"

Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"

Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."

Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"

Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"

by W.P.R. February 15, 2009

stalker feed

An alternate name for mini feed on Facebook, emphasizing its stalkeresque nature. Especially the feed on the home page of Facebook.

No, I wasnt creeping on your profile, the stuff just comes up on stalker feed!

by Alphus February 12, 2008

Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

FlightAware stalker

One who enjoys stalking flights on their computer screen from the comfort of their home usually on the popular website of FlightAware.com

I know where the Mets charter flight is in the air,dude don't be a FlightAware stalker.

by Bobby Snobby April 16, 2009

Workout stalker

One who derives pleasure from watching others workout so that he or she can duplicate their workout.

Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".

Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.

Closely related to the one upper.

Kris: "I must admit, this new competitive James is a breath of fresh air."

James: "I'm not competing."

Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."

James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."

by ThrilledAtHome June 20, 2013