Squirrel Covers 

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

Squirrel Covers by Moose August 30, 2004

Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

Squirrel Smack by ibanez314 May 5, 2010

squirrel shot 

Getting a glimpse of a woman's pubic hair.

While I was sitting in class, Mrs. MacDougal gave me a squirrel shot.

squirrel shot by judbgrdmchn June 6, 2017

Squirrel climb 

The act of popping both balls in your mouth like a squirrel and continuing to jack the shaft faster than a rock wall climber.

Brooo, she squirrel climbed me last night... I might marry this bitch.

Squirrel climb by ThePriest69420 September 11, 2020

squirrel blanket 

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

squirrel blanket by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) 

A man displaying negative characteristics, such as jealousy, that suggests he has a tiny penis, like that of a squirrel.

Opposite of 'Big Dick Energy'

He was all up in my DMs annoyed that I have a new bf, saying he would be better for me.
Yeah, that's some real Squirrel Dick Energy right there.

Former US president Donald Trump was displaying Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) in his latest online rant.

Squirrel Dick Energy (SDE) by ChrisColeXXX April 10, 2021

Squirrel Pussy 

the skin that fold between the front of your armpit and your chest

Jen stayed out in the sun too long and burnt her squirrel pussy

Squirrel Pussy by Jason Russell December 30, 2008