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fantasy sports

An activity engaged in by fat, sweaty jocks with no sex drive, that somehow makes them less pathetic than sci-fi fans who go to conventions and bone geek-chicks.
My wife has been boning the mailman, but I don't care, more time for me to play my fantasy sports.
by Alex Stockwell September 22, 2007
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extreme sports

Highly over-publicized activities that at least half the time are undertaken or discussed by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to seem interesting. Posers are extraordinarily abundant, especially inThe Heartland. After all, how the hell does some kid in Nebraska go surfing, or rock-climbing in Iowa?
The purchased experiences of white-water rafting and bungee jumping gave Ned a sense that he was not a vanilla, SUV-driving corporate automaton, but a wild and crazy alpha-male living his life on the edge!
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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spots

“You do realise that I am a teenager and highly susceptible to spots, don’t you?” He asked with a snort. “With all the chocolate you are feeding me, you won’t be able to see my face next week.”

“Ahh, but I know someone who makes this great potion for teenage acne that is a personal invention and not readily available..."
by freeteen7 July 30, 2007
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hot pita pocket with extra sprouts

When you fart in a girls mouth and then make her eat your ass hair.
Yo, i gave that biatch the ol' hot pita pocket with extra sprouts last night
by Mark Elliott October 25, 2006
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e-sports

E-sports is electrion sports meaning sports played online mostly. E-sports is getting bigger everyday with online leagues and competitions for money. One of the largest e-sports league is CAL- (Cyberathlete Amature League) and biggest place to play against the best of the best is at CPL (Cyberathlete Professional League).
I have no life so I compete in e-sports.
by alex braczynski January 15, 2005
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Sports bar

"Sports bar" is a synonym for "jackass consolidation area". Usually features wood panelling, several large televisions, and food that will get you setup with a case of heart disease by 28.
I saw a bunch of white hats frat bros down at Spanky's sports bar hooting to the latest televised NFL macho circle jerk.
by MTMofo April 15, 2015
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spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb
Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass
by tim April 23, 2003
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