Spontaneous Erection - when a male's penis becomes erect for no *conscious* reason; or for an obvious reason(presence of a beautiful woman) but without the male intending it to happen.
I was sitting at my desk reading an email when I suddenly noticed I had a sponto! Had to tuck it into the side of my jeans and sit with my crotch fully under the desk!
I was on the date with Jane when I suddenly felt a sponto come on - I had to take my time with my coffee until it was gone before I could go get the bill!
I was on the date with Jane when I suddenly felt a sponto come on - I had to take my time with my coffee until it was gone before I could go get the bill!
by Quoi de foutre? February 22, 2010
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A game usually played in public places with large amount of people.
You and other players (spotters) are usually located above a large crowd of people knows as combs. The idea of the game is to spot a comb over before other players do, then all the players will rate the comb over and give it a score. The comb overs are rated on: coverage, shinyness and hair remaining. This score will be added to your total points. Most points at the end of the game wins.
You and other players (spotters) are usually located above a large crowd of people knows as combs. The idea of the game is to spot a comb over before other players do, then all the players will rate the comb over and give it a score. The comb overs are rated on: coverage, shinyness and hair remaining. This score will be added to your total points. Most points at the end of the game wins.
Friend 1: Wana play some comb over spotting?
Friend 2: Sure, this spot is awesome for it
Friend 1: Dude!!! comb over near the stairs
Friend 2: Dam he's gotta be atleast a 200 pointer
Friend 1: Totally, look at the shinyness
Friend 2: Sure, this spot is awesome for it
Friend 1: Dude!!! comb over near the stairs
Friend 2: Dam he's gotta be atleast a 200 pointer
Friend 1: Totally, look at the shinyness
by Pro to the o-ness March 17, 2011
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spotters are typically stoners and/or really lazy people
spotters are typically stoners and/or really lazy people
Victim: *gets up to get a glass of water*
Spotter: "Oh My God Will You Get Me One Too", "Will You Bring Me My Phone", "Will You Plug My Phone In", "Will You Change The Song", or "Will You Answer The Door"
Spotter: "Oh My God Will You Get Me One Too", "Will You Bring Me My Phone", "Will You Plug My Phone In", "Will You Change The Song", or "Will You Answer The Door"
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person in crowd: dannng what a talented nazi spotter.
person in crowd: dannng what a talented nazi spotter.
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