bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.

Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 6, 2017

Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"

My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!

by dabatrin May 5, 2018

canadian slurpee

Oral sex involving Canadian Maple syrup

Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee

by GILIGORM May 28, 2018

double slurp mctwist

When he/she is slurping your shmeat and the use both hands in opposite twist motions on the shaft and slurps the head.

Bruh she was hit me with the double slurp mctwist, you know I had to bust a nutt

by OllyTrolly February 27, 2019

Tittie Slurp

When a grown man breastfeeds off of spoiled milk titties during intercourse.

I tittie slurped my grandma so much last night that she went to the hospital after she had a tingle attack

by Quintin De Ugly January 19, 2020

Surprise Slurpie

When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth

I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now

by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021

fruity.slurpee

A flop spam page that tried themilkyspirit_ and milkyvoodoo got him disabled, no one's heard from him since...

"fruity.slurpee got disabled, what a flop"

by Fruity.slurpee June 24, 2021