sploodie doodie doo!

weird old man saying "sploodie doodie doo!"

hey thats nooby sploodie doodie doo!

by silverlight delrith is noob September 10, 2008

Squiggly Splooge

(noun) - dried sperm in a women's hair after sex

girl: "I have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, Jim busted in my hair and i didn't clean it up"

by jpeps November 29, 2011

splooge spiegel

A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.

Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.

by erotonaut January 11, 2009

Sploogen

Sploongen is another word for a joint.

I'm goin outside to go smoke a sploogen.

by Bob- ann April 17, 2009

Splooge Makers

slang for testicles where semen is produced ultimately resulting in SPLOOGE!!!

Its about time to drain the splooge makers on my girl, bro.

by Gmaine August 11, 2010

Splooge Queef

the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.

I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.

by Big Daddy Dirty D January 26, 2011

Sploogeburn

a stinging, fiery expulsion of semen caused primarily by an unhealthy diet consisting of peanut butter, hotsauce, jack daniels, 5-day old Mexican food left in the fridge, and listening to Kanye West. Symptoms include painful, fiery secretions, burning sensations in the genital region, and total scrotal implosion.

That slut from the busstop gave me relentless sloogeburn

Hey Kanye, stop making music so I can actually enjoy life for once. It's hard to carry on with this immense case of sploogeburn.

by sidexwalk September 4, 2012