Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"
Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"
Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"
Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"
Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"
by iseveryscreennametaken? May 29, 2007
Get the split tailmug. A split-tail is a woman or girl over the age of 18 who presents themselves in sexually, morally or ethically degrading manner. Slut, easy, pass around girl.
The term "split-tail" should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.
The term "split-tail" should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.
by Angelo Mysterioso LGSSR May 9, 2010
Get the split-tailmug. Verb. To divide something among two or more people, usually money, prizes, or goods. It's assumed each person will get an equal cut (50/50). In a lottery, for example, the winnings would have to be divided equally according to the number of winning tickets. But in other scenarios, people might agree to 60/40, 70/30, 80/20, etc.
When two or more people are working together - such as in a band (legit), for personal fundraising (legit), on a confidence scam (not legit), robbing a bank (not legit) or other criminal activity (anything not legit) - each person involved expects to get an equal cut of the take (money, profits, drugs, winnings, stolen merchandise, etc). But there's always a chance someone will get greedy and try to take more than his or her fair share or re-negotiate the split once the goods are in his or her hands. So agreeing to "split the pot" can be risky business.
When two or more people are working together - such as in a band (legit), for personal fundraising (legit), on a confidence scam (not legit), robbing a bank (not legit) or other criminal activity (anything not legit) - each person involved expects to get an equal cut of the take (money, profits, drugs, winnings, stolen merchandise, etc). But there's always a chance someone will get greedy and try to take more than his or her fair share or re-negotiate the split once the goods are in his or her hands. So agreeing to "split the pot" can be risky business.
"There's no honor among thieves."
"Hey now, just because I suggested we split the pot doesn't mean I'm gonna try to cheat you outta your cut when the deal is done. We're partners on this - fifty fifty!"
"Thanks for agreeing to work tonight! If you need anything, just ask Brian, behind the bar. And remember to split the pot with him at the end of your shift."
"Hey now, just because I suggested we split the pot doesn't mean I'm gonna try to cheat you outta your cut when the deal is done. We're partners on this - fifty fifty!"
"Thanks for agreeing to work tonight! If you need anything, just ask Brian, behind the bar. And remember to split the pot with him at the end of your shift."
by criticalmass August 2, 2012
Get the split the potmug. by ABPosey October 18, 2013
Get the split drizzlemug. by Albert Einstien Jr....:) May 22, 2020
Get the School Splitmug. (noun/ verb) when a well endowed woman jumps with a bit too much enthusiasm causing her breasts to do a 180° from each other
by Scrappy Diva July 22, 2017
Get the Boob splitmug. Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.
"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.
by Lucita Jones April 18, 2010
Get the splitsecond splitmug.