The Zazzy Splash

When you've taken a piss into the toilet and proceed to then take a shit, without flushing the toilet prior. The sheer trajectory of the turd shooting out of your ass, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your asshole. While refreshing, still unwarranted.
Sean: "I just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with The Zazzy Splash. That ever happen to you?"
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."
by Your Mothers Hole May 22, 2008
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alamo splash

a texan style cumshot usually dealt to the face.
i alamo splashed on her face last night.
by your favorite uncle August 25, 2007
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Splish Splash

When a woman is extremely wet and lubricated during vaginal intercourse.
Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.

-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.

-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.
by Xxbummerxx December 21, 2013
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noodle splash

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.
by dpollydaweasel December 15, 2011
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splash stick

The little green plastic plug the barrista puts in the lid hole of your coffee at starbucks to keep the coffee from squrting out.
Dude, can I have a splash stick, my car has blown shocks.
by Kingbuku September 03, 2009
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Splash end

A splash end page is a splash page for a website that has no apparent way to enter into the main part of the site. Comes from the phrases Splashpage and Dead end
"I went to your website, but it just opened up a splash end page."
"Haha. Are you stupid or something? All you need to do to get in is double right click the top left corner of the screen and type in the year that my cousin Frank was born in, then navigate through the maze and save the princess. Duh."
by PhoenixJ September 01, 2005
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cum-splash

cum-splash is the part of a guy's cum-shot that splashes back on him when he jacks off in a urinal.
I whacked off in one of the cadet urinals this afternoon, and now I've got cum-splash on my uniform!
by USAF Cadet April 15, 2021
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