Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz

Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy

Sperm agent by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020

sperm washing the helmet 

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.

My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!

sperm washing the helmet by turtle11666 June 22, 2020

Sperm Processing Center 

A woman who only wants your cum in her, like a personal cum dumpster.

Judy: Cum dump is so degrading because I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Come here, I need to make a delivery to my Sperm Processing Center.

Sperm Processing Center by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021

sperm processing center 

A woman that is the opposite of a cum dumpster, only wants your cum inside of her.

Judy: Babe, a cum dumpster is so degrading. I only want your cum in me.
Pete: Oooh, come here my little sperm processing center. I have a delivery for you.

sperm processing center by Ballsy Gambino September 24, 2021

Sperm Thermos 

When someone guzzles lots of cum.

Tiffany was a Sperm Thermos last night, it was crazy

Sperm Thermos by Rionox December 27, 2022

Sperm Talk 

Synonymous with real shit, type shit, type stuff, Ect.

Lynzie: “This shits kinda hittin”
Will: “Sperm talk”

Sperm Talk by Beezel April 2, 2023

sperm fart

a fart which has come from a homosexuals ass. Another way of calling someone gay.

Jonny was the biggest sperm fart i had ever met

sperm fart by con-miester May 1, 2005