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Smelt chicken

A belligerent, self-important scumbag who is overcooked and underserved.
That woman Jessica Aguiar from Baldwin NY is a smelt chicken
by Secb April 3, 2023
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Smelt chicken

A belligerent, nosy, self-worthless piece of overcooked meat.
That mind control chick is a real smelt chicken
by Secb April 3, 2023
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Shelter Island,N.Y.

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.
“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.
by I KAN SPEEL August 25, 2023
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Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.
I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.
by FriskynFeisty July 25, 2009
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Hangover Shelter

A nice place to be during a hangover. Generally characterized as having blankets hung over windows as curtains, dark-colored and/or eggcartoned walls, cool temperature, futons, couches, ceiling fans and several other low-key features that would otherwise go unloved.
Friend: (on phone) Hey, man! Wanna have breakfast at <bar name> with meh?

You: Nah, I'm all cozy in my hangover shelter...
by probablynot December 13, 2010
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Lightbulb Spectacular

The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.
Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”
by goliathancient July 26, 2018
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Jackson Skelton

Jackson Skelton never puts 10 dollars in during blackjack because is a rich cunt.
by Mryeahskidoodle June 6, 2019
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