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The Spider-Man

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth
I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man
by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022
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queen of spades

The queen of spades is one of the 52 cards that is in a normal neck of cards.

In the game hearts, she can be a real pain to get because she is worth 13 points, which you would not want to get.
I hate when I get that bitch in hearts
by lunar shadows December 30, 2004
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spider nugget

a nugget full of baby spiders waiting to be hatched
"sara: OMFG ITS A SPIDER NUGGET!
mia: no thats cat hair
sara: OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIDER NUGGET
mia: ha!"
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spider's nest

The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.
Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.
by Pumpkin Smuggler August 11, 2009
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Spadefaced

Getting so drunk its like you got hit in the face with a spade
you were soooo Spadefaced last night
by Notorious 2K10 August 23, 2010
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spider slam

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
My girl walked in while I was taking a dump and gave me a spider slam.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010
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Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
by waywardbetty March 22, 2011
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