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Sober

A delusional, unnatural, nightmare-like mental state characterized by the pronounced lack of THC in the bloodstream.
I'm almost sober, man; you better let me get another hit of that.
by discipleofganja May 22, 2018
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Sober

When your reality is not affected by a substance.
Sober
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 10, 2020
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sober-faggot

One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.
Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.
by Dudewholikestoparty69 May 28, 2009
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Atomic Sobe Bomb

1. When a man/woman? pisses, shits, and cums into a sobe bottle and uses it as a biological weapon.
1. That dirty Mexican hit me with his Atomic Sobe Bomb!

2. hey you better back off i brought my Atomic sobe Bomb!

3. Nazi's also known as skin heads used Atomic sobe bombs to mentally crush their opponents in the process of Blitzkrieg!

3. Did you bring protection...yeah i brought my Atomic sobe Bomb.
by samdannathanabe April 25, 2008
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sober

the feel between 7:00 AM and the 7:05 AM beer
Neo : Thomas A. Anderson = Drunk : Sober
by Wes2912 January 10, 2015
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Sexually Sober

Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!

Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.
by nevo17209 June 14, 2009
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Slobertune

slobertune in when oral sex is proformed.
Man, that chick is so hot, i want her to play the slobertune on my meatflute.
by Yellow_ledbelly December 14, 2006
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